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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Pass the tissues please...

The last few weeks (last week of school) has so many funny kids' quotes (or summaries of them) that I don't want to forget them, so that is what this blog is for.  Here are my funny kids' quotes:

-You should retain us so we can be with you next year.

-I have mixed feelings about this week.  I'm happy, but I'm going to miss you so I am sad.

-You know Dr. Bob is just like my dad.  Hmmm is he your dad?  (me: nope he's my husband).  Oh well I think that they would make great friends.  Come to think of it my mom and you would make great friends....you should e-mail her to do something over break. (me:  you have my e-mail.  You can e-mail my work e-mail anytime).  Actually it would be way better if you call her, can I have your cell #?  (me- well I looked into my crystal ball, nope not a good idea).  lol

-You would make a great mom one day.  (me:  Ahh that is very sweet.  I hope to be a mom one day).  another student:  what you want her to be wood...you are going to turn her into Pinkokko.  (me:  do you mean Pinocchio?) other student: haha yeah.

-Dear God, please have a huge bag of ice fall in this classroom. (after being out in 100 degree weather)

From a parent today:

-I had to convince him that it was okay that he was moving on to the next grade.  Thank you.

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